Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
Child’s Play, 1988.
Wasn’t she the mom on 7th Heaven?
Rick Mercer on the ‘Fair Elections Act’
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I have accepted an invite to go for drinks this afternoon. Now the dread begins.
This awesome video features Croatian cellists Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser, aka 2Cellos, playing their phenomenal “BaRock style” arrangement of the hard rock classic for a completely bewildered 17th century audience. The concept is wonderful, but the actual performance is astonishing.
[via Geeks are Sexy]
Ok, that’s it, shut it down. Close the internet. Nothing, absolutely nothing, will ever be able to top this. This is the single greatest, and sexiest thing, I have ever seen.
The Many faces of legendary actor James Earl Jones
You forgot the Sandlot mother fuckers!
you dont get to include the lion king but glaze over the Sandlot!!
You’re killing me smalls!
Kevin Smith on the his ideal film rating board from This Film is Not Yet Rated
I love this documentary
After Hours is my favorite of all the Cracked videos
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